Right then. Here's the deal.
My name is Nilesh, and I have a small van available for your deliveries.
I'm based in Coventry, and I will deliver your stuff to pretty much anywhere.
I collect from Coventry and the surrounding areas.
Think Rugby, Nuneaton, Bedworth, Lutterworth, Kenilworth, Leamington, Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwick, Birmingham, that sort of thing.
If you're wondering whether you count as "surrounding", you probably do. Give me a shout.
I will deliver to pretty much anywhere in England, Scotland, or Wales.
As for the service itself, I offer same-day, overnight and next-day delivery.
The full set, like any courier worth his hi-vis.
Not sure which to pick? Next day is fine for most things.
Overnight, if it's a bit urgent. Same day if you've left it embarrassingly late. We've all been there, no judgement.
Now, about the van. It's a good van. A trustworthy van.
The load space is 106cm wide, 148cm deep and 102cm high, so if your item fits through a reasonably sized door, we're probably in business.
Maximum load is 250kg, which is a lot of parcels, or one very unfortunate settee.
Either way, if it fits and it's legal, in it goes.
Not sure what sort of things I carry?
Have a look at the portfolio and see for yourself.
It's a fairly eclectic mix, and proof that I'll turn my hand to most things without too many questions.
Pricing is straightforward because I am not a complicated man.
It's £1.50 per loaded mile.
That's miles with your stuff on board, not miles spent getting to you, because that would be a bit of a liberty.
There's a minimum charge of £50, so don't ring me up expecting a tenner's worth of effort just because your mate lives two streets away.
And if you book and then change your mind, there's a £50 cancellation fee, because my time, much like yours, is finite and faintly precious.
One more thing: payment is due on booking.
No "I'll sort you out when you arrive."
No "can I bank transfer you over the weekend?"
Money first, van second.
That's how this works.
Got a fleet and need an extra pair of hands or wheels?
If you're a courier company looking to subcontract, I'm all ears.
Drop me an email at info@parceldeliverynetwork.co.uk and let's have a chat.
I'm reliable, I know the roads, and I won't let you down.
Probably best not to mention this page, though.
So, got something that needs to get somewhere?
Drop me an email, tell me what you've got, where it's going, and when you need it shifted.
I'll give you a price, take your payment, and get it done.
I accept no responsibility for acts of God, the M6 at rush hour, or anything you probably shouldn't have been sending in the first place.